15 all star contestants compete to be pop-star-comedian Ian Lockwood’s heterosexual girlfriend! With 4 rounds — Gown & Age, Talent, Verisimilitude, and Emotional Support — any of these beautiful women could be crowned Ian’s Girlfriend.
The winner will reign as Ian’s heterosexual girlfriend for one (1) year and receive a one (1) year supply of hot dogs from Jonathan’s Crazy Hot Dogs*.
* One (1) year supply of hot dogs is defined as one thousand (1000) hot dogs and will be delivered in one shipment on January 1st, 2022. Buns not included.
“Ian Lockwood’s Girlfriend Pageant is coming to the New York Comedy Festival! Will Brooklyn’s most unhinged beauty-pageant-comedy-show win the hearts of America? Plus, it’s election day, and a political scandal is catching up with Ian.”