Greta Titelman’s Bat Mitzvah

The Jane

Shalom. My name is Greta Titelman, and I am a survivor of a botched Bat Mitzvah. Having never been able to become a woman in the eyes of my community the way I should I have (glamour, guests stars, and more), I will be taking my mitzvah back. Unfortunately my Dad couldn't book Kanye, so I've taken it upon myself to book the best comedians in New York City for the night's entertainment. Please join me for the celebration at Public Arts and with the help of Bat Mitzvah dancers, bottle girls, and my gorgeous lineup of guests, I will finally become the woman I was always meant to be!